You watch the TV when you come in from work
You could sit there 'til the end of December
It's hard to see for all the cr*p spread around
But they say you've got a beautiful mind

Your perfect job was back at "All You Can Eat"
Such a pity that they didn't understand
The empty boxes are a testimony
To the time you always put in for free

Ch.
Change your mind
I could care less
Dream so high
You'll be weightless

A pound of flesh, I guess that you can afford
Visit Shylock every week 'till November
And Julie lies & says your *ss looks OK
In a track-suit that's to small for your thighs

The kid beside you has no chance in this life
Though you love him he will never remember
You saw a gym once but you've not been inside
And they say you've got a beautiful mind

Ch x2

(free-form)
Yeah, quit smoking too, put down that beer,
make the beds, wash up, clear the cr*p off the floor,
you wanna be perfect, wanna be perfect, just like me...
Oh, sh*t, gotta go, remembered it's my pilates class this evening,
yeah I do, yeah I do...

Ch x4