Hear the people in the morning
On my radio
Seems now everyone is lying
And there's just no going home
They say I'm getting lazy
Lost my creativity
Better get my **** in shape
Keep on trying
Funny part about that is the only thing I'm buying
Is another round of drinks for you and me to cry in
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So wasted that I don't want to know
So obfuscated I am aglow
Another Kettel One with a splash
So pixilated, fried to the hat
Buy my courage by the pint
And drink away my pain
Don't shed a tear for life love
Cause this world's just a stage
So you ask me how to get to Carnegie Hall
Two blocks down, two to the right
If I told you to practice
You'd be wandering round all night
I know I'm going the wrong way
But the bar's across the street
And it's just that time of day
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Just another Monday morning
What a way to go
Hit the snooze bar, guess I'm lazy
Dream of pushing up daisies
Going to need some of the hair that was driving that bus that hit me
Then maybe by noon, I won't even miss me
If you come around tonight
Lets not worry about what's wrong or what's right
Cause if we do to much thinking
It just might ruin our drinking
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