The other day I sat in the park thinking 'bout the modern world
just me and my lute, when this girl came by, I said: Hello! You've got a pretty face! She let her thunder strike down on me she said: Who the fuck are you?
I am Romeo, and you must be Juliette, She said: No! that doesn't work on me!


She told me I should read Simone de Beauvoir
Well, what about Shakespeare?

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My modern Heroine
Juliette my heart and my soul
Do you have any use for me? I can play guitar for you!

This is a lovesong for your ears, to bring you in tears
I play my lute under your window while the clouds are flying by
I spread my heart out in your garden, a heart with Italian tights
Through the night a manly voice shout: THis is not the right adress!

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