Verse 1:
When you're pissed you act all funky,
Your just a Chug-Monkey-Man.
Then you start telling old stories,
changing the plot cause you can ( So stop talkin' SPAM!)
And you like the way she wobbles,
staring through beer goggles.....How?
You're a man with no standards,
a man who just lives in the now (How come your so proud?)

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In the morning you wake up and hear a faint voice,
(She's fat, she's so ugly, she's my dog's last choice!)
Then the memories of last night unveil in you're mind,
As you're looking for refuge (Beer's all you find)

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And then you stumble around,
with all of the sorrow you've drowned,
"STOP THIS SHIT MAN" is what i say,
but you'll carry on with your way.

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Come what may
Come what may
Come what may
Come what may

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