TOR Hershman

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TOR Hershman Bio:

TOR Hershman is the world's funniest, macabre, iconoclastic writer/parodist/raconteur/poet/artist/essayist/philosopher/actor and the universe's most Modest DNA construction.

His satires and parodies have been known to bewilder and irritate a few small groups of people such as Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Satanists, Agnostics, Atheists, the hearing impaired, the hearing unimpaired and Hindon'ts but that's just about all.

However, if you enjoy frightfully truthful lyrics that are delivered with intense comedic timing you should enjoy TOR's works to the extreme

"REAL Lord's Prayer" » Spoken Word

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OUR FATHER WHO ART POND SCUM.....

"The REAL Lord's Prayer," take a look around, see?
Well, if'in you don't I don't expect much from most of oxygen fartin' pond scum's legacy.

"THE LION FARTS TONIGHT" » Alternative

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The Lion Farts Tonight made it to #1 on Mp3.com's parody chart.

"Hey! Hey! We're The Humans" » Psychobilly

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TOR Hershman - Hey! Hey! We're The Humans

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This is THE parody of "The Monkees" televison theme; it's our human past, present and future presented in 1:01.
Some say, "It's scary," It's bizzare," It hurt my ears."
Well, boohoohoo, read a history book or look at the news, babies.
The most cool really dig it, hipsville...daddy-o.

"They Ran" » Spoken Word

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