Glue Monsters - "Candy For Jesus" |
Glue Monsters Here Doing A Song About A Christian Holiday Called Halloween You See In The Old Days A Young Jesus Went Door To Door In Search Of Candy Those Who Didn’t Have Any He’d Smite With Eggs And Toilet Paper Their House A Tradition For All Kids Who Think Of Jesus As A Role Model So Here We Go Hope You Like It Ha ============ Me And My Friend Have Been Walking All Night For Some Candy Yeah Huh Drummer Ha Ha Yeah Me And My Friend Are High As A Kite Give Us Candy From That Sugar Rush Man ============ When I Knock Upon Your Door My Only Purpose Is To Score Some Peanut Butter Cups Ha Ha Don’t Think That You Will Make Us Beg You’ll Find Yourself Dressed Up In Egg ============ Ha Ha Yeah That Would Be Drummer He Always Volunteers To Hang Back And Deliver The Tricks You Know What I Mean Ha Ha Yeah Me And My Friend Have Been Walking All Night We Love Candy We Sure Do Man ============ I Wonder What Jesus Would Do If I Take Your Candy IOU He’d Probably Tell You It’s A Bummer And Then He’d Signal Back To Drummer ============ With The Egg And Toilet Paper All Ready To Go Knowing That Jesus Is Looking Down Upon Him With A Smile Hopefully Not With Too Many Cavities Though Me And My Friend Have Been Walking All Night For Some Candy We’re Always Out There On Halloween ============ I Hope I Get A Milky Way I Do Hope I Get One Or Someone’s Gonna Have To Pay Thank You Ma’am For Coming Through You’re Safe This Year Cause Jesus Loves You Ha Ha Yeah He Does ============ Before This Fine Tradition Started Kids Had To Go Years Without Candy Can You Imagine Going That Long Without That Sugar Rush That Makes You Feel So Good Inside Man I Can’t Then Jesus Came Around And Changed All That Thanks A Lot Man Ha Ha Yeah ============ Me And My Friend Have Been Walking All Night For Some Candy Yeah We Have Ha Ha Me And My Friend Are High As A Kite Give Us Candy Man I Think That Sugar Has Something To Do With It ============ When I Knock Upon Your Door Yeah I’m Talking To You My Only Purpose Is To Score Don’t Think That You Will Make Me Beg I Do Enough Of That With My Baby You’ll Find Yourself Dressed Up In Egg ============ Tell Them Drummer How You Are In It To Win It Ha Ha Me And My Friend Have Been Walking All Night For Some Candy Yeah Man We Love Halloween Me And My Friend Are High As A Kite Give Us Candy Aww Man What Happened I Messed Up Huh Ha Ha Ha Oh Like That Doesn’t Happen Every Day Ha Ha Yeah ============ This Is Pretty Fun Huh Drummer Drummer Aww Man He Ain’t Even Listening He’s Too Busy Digging Into The Hey Man We’re Supposed To Share That Man C’mon Drummer We Were Gonna Divide That Up At Home Damn Drummer You Did This Last Halloween Too Man At Least Unwrap The Damn Thing Man Man He’s Got Chocolate Dripping Down The Side Of His Mouth Man I Can’t Stay Mad At A Face Looks Like That Ha Ha ============ We Got Candy For Jesus Yeah Candy For Jesus C’mon Drummer Sing You Know The Words Candy For Jesus C’mon Man I’m Just Sayin Candy For Jesus Candy For Jesus C’mon Drummer Man You Never Participate In Nothing Man Except For Eating All The Candy Ha Ha Ha Yeah I Want to Thank Jesus For Coming Up With This Holiday For Us To Celebrate Thank You Jesus Y’all Take Care And Enjoy Yourselves This Halloween All Right Candy For Jesus Yeah |