THAT’S NOT MY KID


Hahaha yeah! Glue Monsters Here! How Are you Doing? You Miss Us? Haha! I Bet You Do! Say Hello Drummer! Hahaha! Drummers Waving! Oh Man! That Drummer’s Funny Man! You Oughta Hang Out With Us Sometime, Man, You’ll Be Laughing Your Butt Off All Day Long Around Drummer! Hahaha! I know I do! Hahaha Yeah!

Anyways, Me And Drummer Were Walking Down The Street Right Now, And Man, We Saw My Old Girlfriend. Man, She Was Looking Good Man, Except For One Thing, She Had This Kid On Her Hand. Man, It’s Like, “What Is That?” We Got Closer And It Looked Like Me! Oh Man! Oh Baby, That’s Not My Kid! Haha! No, It’s Not Man! I Can’t Be Having No Kid Now! Hahaha! Ah Baby, I Got Six Words For You - That’s Not My Kid - Hahaha! - Yeah Baby! Haha! Oh!

I tell Drummer, I Say, “Man, I’m Outta Here!” I Jumped In The Bushes Man! Man, I Got All Dirty, I’m All Covered In Foxtails, And Spider Webs, I Even... I Think I Even Sat On An Anthill! Haha, Oh Man, That Was.. That Stung! Haha! Oh Man, I Still... It Still Hurts When I Sit Down! Hahaha!

Oh, But Anyways Man, She Looks In The Bushes, And She’s All, “I Can See You In The Bushes - You’re All Screaming And Stuff!” Haha! I’m All, “Man, I Didn’t Think You Could See Me In Here!” Hahaha! Ah Man, She Goes... She Says, “You Know What, I Need... I Got Something To Say To You.”” I Say, “I’m.. I Got Something To Say To You First Baby...” That’s Not My Kid! Hahaha! Ah Man! That Was Funny! I’m All Telling Her, I Say, “Hey Baby...” I told Her Six Words, Huh? Didn’t I Drummer?” Yeah! He Said, “Yeah!,” That’s Not My Kid!


Hahaha! Yeah Baby! Oh!! And She Said, “Nah! I Was Gonna Tell You That I Know That You’re In The Glue Monsters Cause This Little Kid told Me And He Was Going To Take Me To Your House, And I Was Going To Get Back Together With You, And I Was Going To Take You Back, And I Said, “Yeah Baby! That’s Right, I Am The Glue Monsters, Man! Me And Drummer,” Said... Nah, I said. “Ah! That’s Good Man! I Wanna Get Back Together With You Too Man! You’re Looking Good! And She Said, Wait A Minute, No, No, That Was Before I Found Out You Were Going To Jump In The Bushes If You Knew It Was Your Kid. Now I See How You Are! I’m Outta Here!” And She Turned Around And Walked Away Man! That Looked Good Walking Away, But Still, Man I Had To Let Her Go Because I Was Just Happy That That Wasn’t My Kid. Ah Man! You Know What I’m Saying? Yeah, That’s Not My Kid! Hahaha! Oh Man, That Still Brings A Smile To My Face Just The Fact, That’s Not My Kid, Hahaha! I Still Think Of That Booty Walking Away Too Though! Hahaha!