Started the mission at 0800 hours
The main objective ‘neutralise Tim Flowers’
I turn up in my car ready to go
It’s a good job the guards are so fucking slow
While they rise up I shoot them back down
I’m the best Secret agent in this town
I tried my best to diffuse the Situation
But it ended up with a fiery implication

A not so secret agent
A not so secret agent
My objective is to find the tape
Then I shall make my escape

My identity is lost and I leave no tracks
But through your plants I see the cracks
I’ve brushed up on my surveillance skills
More than enough to pay my bills
A camera in one hand something in the other
I allow my mind to start to wander
And out of my tree I fall through the air
Why is my life so unfair

A not so secret agent
A not so secret agent
My objective is to find the tape
Then I shall make my escape

I tried to save up for a TVR
All I could afford was a Nova
And while 30Mph is the limit
I can’t even equal it
Foot to the floor, get out of this place
In the mirrors I see his face
Over the jump cos the bridge was out
My escape was awesome without a doubt

A not so secret agent
A not so secret agent
My objective is to find the tape
Then I shall make my escape