This is a song about a man called Cedric B
Who's got pretty much the same moustache as Salvador Dali

Cedric B is painting art
Tit's 'n bollocks for a start
Horny **** cheap as hell
Right hand's trained pretty well
All day long it's art 'n art
Stroking brushes stinky farts
Judging men and mainstream fans
Rubber pleasure down his pants

Down his pants/ Rubber toy

Cedric B is a poet man
He lives his live in a German van
Ain't he cool that dandy dwarf
Getting high on Carl Orff
Shake it shake it Cedric B
You are mister poetry
President of state supports
Right up your dandy shorts

Cedric is all wrinkled now
And married to that drugstore cow
She's not really into art
And broke poor Cedric's plastic heart
Gone are the freaks in the German van
All that's left is a crying man
Words won't come and the paper is blank
Mister artist wank wank wank

Down his pants/ Rubber toy