Next week I am due to speak
At an event.
But you wont hear a peep
Out of me.
Youll have to guess
What I prepared.

Swarm in like bees.
Fold up the chairs,
Get on your knees.
I got a firearm now freeze.
I got a firearm, unfreeze.
Let me do as I please
In the event of an event.
In the event of an event.

In the event of an event
Throw your head between your legs.