“Police At My Door” (The Feliz Navidad Parody)
The Suburban Ghetto Orchestra (Featuring Ow Chihuahua)



Police At My Door
Police At My Door
Police At My Door
They kicked it in
And threw me to the floor

Police At My Door
Police At My Door
Police At My Door
They kicked my face
And then they kicked it more

They want to put me in jail for Christmas
Because I stole my neighbor’s mail for Christmas
And all the gifts that I got for Christmas
I had bought em' on his card

Police Had a Dog
Police Had a Dog
Police Had a Dog
It bit my crotch
And nearly ripped it off

Eyyyyiiiieeeeee

Police Think They're God
The Police Think They're God
Police Think They're God
But when I asked for mercy
It just pissed em' off

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
Although my **** is in the can for Christmas
I'm sleeping with another man for Christmas
For my bottom times are hard

So now I'm in a living hell for Christmas
Cause now I'm wearing wedding veil for Christmas
All because I stole some mail for Christmas
I'm the wife of prison guard

"Merry Christmas everybody

I hope you get what you want in the end

Eyyyyiiiieeeeee"



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