She's got her back brace on , so one day she can walk like Marilyn Monroe
She's got her braces equipped, so her teeth will grow straight as an arrow
She says "My mom's so nice, she calls me her beauty queen."

She wears a red beret, so her hair can stay out of the sunlight
She prays for cloudy days, so her white eyes can see in the daytime
She says "My mom's so nice, she calls me her beauty queen."

And here it is lady's and gentlemen; the most beautiful girl in the world...

And now she's all grown up, and she thinks about how everything in her life's been so damn good
She says "My mom's so nice, she calls me her beauty queen."

Beauty Queen that's what she means - your face will sell the magazines
And all the boys that were so mean will never keep the cover clean
Beauty Queen that's what she means - your skin will smell like tangerines
A Beauty Queen, that's what you'll always be to me