1) Well its 3 foot 5 and his girls **** wide shes like a ball and
chain, and she dose the talking cose he has not got a single tooth
to his name

2) Standing at the station we were waiting to begin, turn around
at the counter, and walked into that toothless grin


(Chorus) Ladies and gentleman shiald your eyes cose here comes Joe,
3 foot 5 better stand aside hes come to steal the show boys and
girls gonna shiald your eyes here comes joe gotta big surprise.