Are you going to scare Barry Bonds?
Joe Weider, Arnold retired from crime?

He’ll lose nothing by removing cranial tissue,
His hat size was once the same size as mine.

His machismo will grow faster than his cajones,
Joe Weider, Arnold retired from crime?
The price he’ll pay for breaking Hank Aaron’s record,
His balls will shrink faster than Bush’s little spine.

His heart will grow to displace a brain with no conscience,
Joe Weider, Arnold retired from crime?
He treats reporters like crap, his wife even worse,
She’ll cheat on him with a homerun hitter of the real kind.

Are you going to scare Barry Bonds?
Joe Weider, Arnold retired from crime?
He’ll lose nothing by removing cranial tissue,
His hat size was once the same size as mine.