Katrina, you know, was not a fluke of nature,
Man will eat man, when he warms the earth,
Global warming is here says brownie-buttoned studs,
And the Japanese are out to get us since birth!

When all else fails, my friend,
When human products rain hail, there’s an end,
Do the civic thing, and ignore the logical creed.
Take a kayak, my friend, take a kayak, and in the end,
You will float, or sink in a Kostner production.

We should all feel guilt about human loss,
Especially when our autos neglect the climate,
But if you want the guilt to eat me an ulcer,
Play the race card, you go girl, and run the gamut!

Don’t go back to your usual thing,
Now I planted self-loathing in your brain,
The sane are maimed by the pains of those who feel no shame,
Take a kayak, my friend, take a kayak, and in the end,
You will float, or sink in a Kostner production.

Laymen, engineers, and shops pay the taxes,
But singers save the world, you know it’s a fact.
Just do what we tell you, don’t question our morals,
Our business power is growing, we may give you the sack!

Oh, I should sing always, what the heck,
Otherwise I’ll just yak, yak, yak, yak, yak,
I am subliminal, I don’t want to sound like a hack.
Take a kayak, my friend, take a kayak, and in the end,
You will float, or sink in a Kostner production.

Katrina, you know, was not a fluke of nature,
Man will eat man, when he warms the earth,
Global warming is here says brownie-buttoned studs,
And the Japanese are out to get us since birth!

When all else fails, my friend,
When human products rain hail, there’s an end,
Do the civic thing, and ignore the logical creed.
Take a kayak, my friend, take a kayak, and in the end,
You will float, or sink in a Kostner production.