Larry King, Larry King,
Larry King,
Too good to live, too shy to pry.
Too shy too to pry, bye, bye.

Larry King, Larry King, the drear can make my ears ring,
You’ve got soft balls for balls, hurling softballs,
Your guests can gulp, and stall, and have a ball,
Larry King, Larry King,
Larry King, oh what a pathetic scene,
You’re too good too live, too shy to pry,
Too shy to pry, bye, bye.

Larry King, Larry King, I guess it’s just a fad thing,
You gave Ms. Dion a perch, farted in church,
Now Larry King will burn for eternity,
Larry King, Larry King, oh what a pathetic scene,
Larry King,
You’re too good too live, too shy to pry, bye, bye.
Too good to live, too shy to pry, bye, bye.

Larry King, Larry King, how can I learn a damn thing,
I wanted the truth, you gave them a booth,
And they used it as a pulpit to pump their poop.
Larry King, Larry King, oh what a pathetic scene,
Larry King. oh what a pathetic thing,
You’re too good too live, too shy to pry,
Too shy to pry, bye, bye.

Larry King, Larry King, it could have been a magic scene,
Make Clinton talk the talk, watch him squawk,
Watch him wiggle his finger as a phallic figure,
Larry King, Larry King,
Larry King, oh what a pathetic thing,
You’re too good too live, too shy to pry, bye, bye.

Too good to live, too shy to pry, bye, bye.

Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry,
Too good to live, too shy to pry, bye, bye.